Harvey Hamilton
Hello,
You probably do not know who I am but I am your son. You may think to yourself “I don’t remember being pregnant” but the truth is that the DNA in our blood accurately indicates that this is so. Twenty years ago you gave birth to me while you were in a drug induced coma at a military facility in Monroe County, Ohio. I did not believe it either when I first learned of or my origins. Apparently you were kidnapped by an obscure sub-section of U.S. military research. No trace of information about it in public or secret record exists.
You were targeted by the organization specifically for your lifestyle as a waitress living in New York City with little or no direct contact with friends or family. As quickly as you were extracted from that life you were then just as easily slipped back in just in time for Thanksgiving. Your rental bills were mysteriously paid and the landlord who pays little attention to his tenants and prays that it would always be so was only concerned that checks are slipped below her door promptly upon the due date. Somehow when you were returned there was no question in your mind about the time or date. You had just quit the job that you had at the diner downtown and were looking for another position somewhere else.
At the age of six months I was left on a doorstep of an orphanage in downtown Detroit. From the accounts I have collected over the years I was wrapped in a partially bloodied sheet and newspapers from the daily post a several months prior to my appearance. Heavily baby powdered. When I was registered with a birth certificate and the clerk asked for a name the headmaster of the orphanage had not thought much about it. On the the clerks desk was a copy of a Caspar the friendly Ghost comic and next to it a small framed portrait of Alexander Hamilton. The headmaster thought of the powdered look I had been presented to him in but favored the publishers name over the character. He also liked the idea that when I would eventually sign my initials that they would be HH and this reminded him of both the look of a castle and a three quarter view of a bed. Both images were comforting to him in view of my unknown origins. Perhaps he also believed that this would provide me with comfort as well.
At the age of five some men in sear sucker suits appeared at the orphanage. They wore mirror sunglasses and and spoke with thick southern accents. As they approached the office of the headmaster one of them broke off from the group and walked towards me where I was sitting. I was browsing through a book. Fuzzy wuzzy wuzza bear. “Hey there sonny” he said as he knelt down before me with his wide smile. I could smell a light touch of aftershave as the air was pressed out of his shirt from the crouching action and see my self in each lens. This kept me entranced to the point where I only regained my hearing at the third try inquiry of “what you reading there boy?” I looked down at the book and then back at him and remained speechless.
Apparently reality is not enough for anyone.






